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posted by Kristine | Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses - you know it all! You are fantastic!
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nice.
We don't have kids nor will we, but I always love hearing these types of stories from my friends with kids. Always cracks me up.
I'm trying to imagine how young this "baby" was to lift her husbands shoes.
Of course, I did lots of rotten things as a baby, too.
So I'm told. ;-) I don't remember them!
That's one of those phrases that Lewis Black was talking about:
"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
I wonder if the kid needs a stunt double for his spanking...
Oh wait. Did I type that out loud?
;)
I love kids. They do all the stuff you wish you could get away with.
Running naked through the park springs to mind....
"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
*Snigger* Is that like "the cat ate my jumpsuit" kind of deal?
Ah yes, running through the park nekkid. You're going to love this--when I was a little girl and playing outside I used to just whip off my sundress all the time, in front of my friends, my mom, whoever. I didn't even think anything of it at the time.
When I went to the Rainbow Gathering (in--urk!--1990), I had absolutely no prob skinny-dipping. I thought it the most natural thing in the world.
My kids loved running around naked, too, until it was time to clean all the dirt off. They were really good, though. The only problems they gave us was one do-it-yourself haircut under the dining room table, and an experimental mixture of Balmex and mineral oil on themselves, the carpet, and the furniture.
So what is more destructive - a small child or a puppy?
and an experimental mixture of Balmex and mineral oil on themselves, the carpet, and the furniture.
As soon as I could wobble to my feet I ran away all the time. I remember that. I wasn't running away, really--I was just curious. And I have nine lives. (And yes, half the time I was nekkid.)
I poured shampoo all over the bathroom tile and went skating. (So I'm told.)
I loved to take off my diaper and shake it. (So I'm told.)
I used to quietly hold my glass out over my high chair tray, wait for people to notice, and then, as they lunged for me, pour out my glass. (SO I'M TOLD.)
What a little brat!
So what is more destructive - a small child or a puppy?
A puppy named Kristine!
Bad, bad baby Kristine!! Heh.
mmmmmmm... skinny dipping.
I'm going to do that this summer, without fail.
Let's all pick a date and each go the same day all over the country.
Sounds like fun to me!
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