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Master's Degree holder, telecommuting from the hot tub, proud Darwinian Dawkobot, and pirate librarian belly-dancer bohemian secret agent scribe on a mission to rescue bloggers from the wholesome clutches of the pious backstabbing girl fridays of the world.

Friday, June 22, 2007


What's My Blog Rated? From Mingle2 - Online Dating

How embarrassing. (Well, all I can say is, take that, John A. Davison! Heh, heh.)

I'll try harder.

And so should PZ! Hahaha! A "G" rating! Bwahahaha! ;-)

UPDATED: Okay, now I'm up to an "R" rating, so JanieBelle'nKate and I are even.

What's My Blog Rated? From Mingle2 - Online Dating

Obviously it's the boy who's keeping them from an NC-17 rating! Hahaha.

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Blogger Cat's Staff said...

I just checked your blog using it and it's now rated R. I'm stuck at G.

June 22, 2007 11:07 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Yes, but it still says "due to the use of these words: 'hell' and 'crap.'" What up?

I don't get an NC rating for my Barbarella/Pleasurian post or my Borat-Muffs-Up-My-Kidnapping scheme?

What do I have to do, shimmy nekkid on this blog? ;-) (Yeah, just hold it down out there, okay? That's not going happen.)

Well, anyway, enjoy your G-status! Hahaha! "G" is not for G-string, I guess! Hehehe. What are you going to drink tonight with supper? Some warm milk? Hee hee hee.

June 22, 2007 12:46 PM  
Blogger Cat's Staff said...

You'll just have to try harder. You can probably achieve it without needing to get nekkid.

As Cat's Staff, I get whatever is left over to the milk probably will be warm. :(

June 22, 2007 2:08 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Well, yes, and in my opinion nakedness does not deserve anything above a "G" rating anyway, but that's my European attitude.

However, I have an idea, since John has recently become a fan of the Sarah Silverman show. A summary of last night's outrageousness should vault me out of the ratings altogether... (Have you seen her movie, Jesus is Magic?)

June 22, 2007 3:23 PM  
Blogger Cat's Staff said...

Only the trailer...if I posted a summery of that it would bump Cat's blog up a couple notches.

June 22, 2007 3:42 PM  
Blogger Joshua said...

I got an R on my first try. Bwahaha!

Strangely, though, what put it over was my use of the word "zombie". Weird.

June 22, 2007 4:45 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Yeah, that ratings service is about as comprehensible as the real film review board, which is made up of a bunch of out of touch puritanical prudes!

Well, stay tuned for my "Zombie Queave of the Universe" post then (recently renamed).

Here you are, Cat's Staff! And I spiked your milk, so drink up! (So you can spew it laughing.)

*Searches YouTube and Google Vid for queave video*
God fucking dammit! No one has posted the Sarah Silverman "queave" video! Now what the fucking shit am I going to do? ;-) (There.)

June 22, 2007 5:11 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Well, when in Rome, get fleas. Whatever. (Inside joke.)

We'll just have to content ourselves with this.

June 22, 2007 5:18 PM  
Anonymous JanieBelle said...

You have to use lots of four letter words and some stuff about death and violence and stuff, Darling.

Check out Hot Dogs for a good starter list.

And thanks for adding your voice over at BadAstronomy. If Kate hadn't pulled me away from the computer, I believe I would have either reached through the monitor and choked that kid, or had an aneurysm trying.

Asshole. I think I've seen him at UD, oddly enough, but I'm still too edgy about the whole thing to go looking through that dunghill.


June 22, 2007 5:49 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

hmm, I got an NC-17, and why? Here are the top 7 reasons. I guess talking about and posting about reality are not anything we'd want anyone under 17 to know about.

# death (22x)
# torture (19x)
# dead (12x)
# gay (11x)
# murder (10x)
# gun (7x)
# kill (6x)

I guess I need to be careful about posting about things like
Cheny's Murder-Death-Kill Talk

June 22, 2007 6:50 PM  
Anonymous JanieBelle said...

Heh. I had a rant or three.

I'm NC-17 now.

June 22, 2007 6:53 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Whoo-hoo, good goin', JanieBelle! You too, Mike. Embrace your NC-17-ness, although I think it's weird that violence gets a higher rating in this case. Usually sex does.

Says a lot about the VP, doesn't it?

Yeah, I'm sure MichaelS has been at UDious, too JanieBelle. SteveStory feared for my mental health at one time, I think, because those folks piss me off so much!

One can certainly OD on UD. ;-)

June 22, 2007 7:36 PM  
Blogger Hermagoras said...


I swear, my blog (paralepsis) is rated PG because of the words "suck" and "dead." Dead? WTF is that about?

June 22, 2007 10:19 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

That's pretty weird. Who makes up these rating systems, anyway?

June 23, 2007 12:38 AM  

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