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Saturday, August 29, 2009

Ask Questions! Ask Questions! And then...

Glenn Beck is going to tell you exactly how to think for yourself, and then he's going to tell you exactly what to do with your new independence!

Okay, Preacher Glenn, I'll ask a fucking question: where the hell is the letter 'C'? 'C,' you know, as in conspiracy?

This is beyond hilarious, and beyond pathetic. "I don't know if we're going to turn into an oligarchy or what we're going to turn into, but unless you ask questions, we're going to turn into something." Yeah, no shit.

Later on (in the longer version of the video) he says he's tired of being a vitim! Bwahaha. Was the set rew smothering their giggles, or were they (more likely) hyponotized like bunnies by the harisma given off by this guru, who looks like he's trying to strangle the air with his hands? (Something he obviously learned from Dick heney.)

Faux News: They report, you de_ide!

These worthless fucks get paid for this rap!

(P.S. That should be "hoking"!)

Oh, and don't forget to head on over to Pharyngula for your Friday ephalopod. They've got mother-effing ephalopods, man!

UPDATED: Oh, oh, oh! Glenn Be_k says that I am on fire! My goodness, we liberal bloggers "can just stick around, because I think you can help America learn some more things." Oh, yeah, baby. There are lots of things to learn, Glenn. Spelling is just the beginning.

"You can't have an oligarchy without the czars!" Yeah, and you can't be a communist, either.

And you couldn't talk about Americorp Brown Shirts, Obama concentration camps, and whether Barack Hussein Obama was circumcized, now could you? (Okay, can you right-wing nuts decide whether or not it is patriotic to be circumcized? Because apparently Limbaugh thinks it's another fascist takeover.)

Dumb fuck.Anagrams for "oligarchy":
cigar holy
larch yogi
a richly go
a lyric hog
archly go I
hag cry oil
gaol cry hi
ha coy girl
rah icy log
ya rich log

SECOND UPDATE: Glenn Beck, modern day Savonarola.

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Blogger Umlud said...

Wasn't circumcision part of a way in which hospitals collected a little bit more dough whenever a boy was born? I had read that it was common practice in many hospitals to just circumcise baby boys while in hospital as part of the whole service provided. (Let's count the finger, count the toes, cut off the foreskin, weigh the baby, wrap it up, and give it back to the parents before putting it in the window with all the other babies.)

If that was the case, then shouldn't Limbaugh be all for privatized circumcision decisions?

Or is he making the connection of no foreskin = Jew = conspiracy?

August 29, 2009 10:50 AM  
Blogger Stephen Moore said...

Oh noes! We have to watch out for the OLIGARTY!!1!

The tsars are comming for us!

August 29, 2009 5:37 PM  
Blogger GreenishBlue said...

Tee hee hee...

You know, because I have athis bizarre facination with watching train wrecks in lsow motion, I watched this entire episode of Beck's show.

My favorite part was when he quoted Thomas Jefferson: "Question BOLDLY!" he said.

Of course, Beck, a devout Mormon, neglected to include the entire quote: "Question boldly even the existence of a god..."

Besides which, the out-of-context Jefferson quote that most applies to this sideshow is, of course:

"Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them."

August 29, 2009 10:42 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Umlud, I have no idea. There could be a profit (and prophet) motive, but I don't think circumcision was always common among non-Jews. For example, in the film Europa Europa, which is based on the true story of a young Jewish boy who survived by joining the Hitler Youth, he had to escape the physical examination because he was the only one circumcized.

Beck is a Mormon? I didn't know that - but he doesn't act like any Mormon I know. They're (the mainstream ones) usually reserved, intellectual. I would have guessed fundy, or some weird Pentecostal thing, etc.

Damn Beck anyway for making me backslide on trying to clean up my language on this blog. But he really burns me up. This whole thing is so absurd! Yeah, we want to kill Granny, make Trig do Trigonometry, and force everyone to feed their babies fluoridated soy milk. Oh, and put believers in concentration camps, of course. Yeah, whenever I get a few minutes after lunch I'll get right on it.

August 31, 2009 9:26 PM  

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