Do We Have a Bet or No?

With apologies to the Clash:

Dembski, you gotta let me know—
Do we have a bet or no?
‘Cause you said that we could “play ball,”
Then I didn’t hear more at all!
So you gotta let me know,
Do we have a bet or no?

It’s always tease, tease, tease.
I wanna see complexities.
One day it’s “science,” then it’s flack,
So, if you want me off your back,
Come on and let me know—
Do we have a bet or no?

Do we have a bet or no, now?
Do we have a bet or no, now?
If you say “no,” there will be trouble,
And if it’s “yes,” there will be double!
So come on, and let me know—
Should I cool it or should I blow?

Perhaps it is a meaning hid—
The letters “ID” look like “id.”
I’m really not a Freudian,
But my unconscious spies a sham.
So come on, and let me know—
Where is ID gonna go?

Where is ID gonna go, now?
Where is ID gonna go, now?
If you say, “culture,” there’ll be trouble—
and if it’s “science,” there’ll be double!
So you gotta let me know,
Will you spar with me or no?

I won’t say please, please, please.
No Harley gets down on her knees.
Lab evidence, it packs more punch
Than Audiomartini lunch!
So you gotta let me know—
Is Cosmic “Brownie” a no-show?