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Master's Degree holder, telecommuting from the hot tub, proud Darwinian Dawkobot, and pirate librarian belly-dancer bohemian secret agent scribe on a mission to rescue bloggers from the wholesome clutches of the pious backstabbing girl fridays of the world.

Monday, October 23, 2006

The Blue Scare

UPDATED: Good golly, little trolly, did I scare you away?

Never mind the nonsequitors in the comments, friends, I’m just engaging in a teachable moment with a little IP who posted what it thought was a scary threat while thinking that it was anonymous.
Osama bin Laden and Ayman Al-Jawahiri are now official spokesmen for the Republican Party.

George W. Bush now claims that he never was a "stay the course in Iraq" president. (I guess he'll soon say that we were never at war in Iraq, too. After all, we were never there to search for Weapons of Mass Destruction.)

Garrison Keiller speaks at George W. Bush's church and, after being told not to talk politics, facetiously says, "I don't need to talk politics. I have no need even to be interested in politics--I'm a citizen, I have plenty of money and my grandsons are at least 12 years away from being eligible for military service." And the goody-goody Christians applaud! So much for "the least of these." What moral values.

Well, we all know what's wrong with our nation, right? What's wrong with our nation is...Bill Clinton!

So. How are these Republican incompetents going to defeat the terrorists when they've been in power for six years and they still haven't beaten Bill Clinton?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

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October 23, 2006 11:43 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

I had one, thanks. From a real man, not an anonymous limp dick.

October 24, 2006 10:06 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

BTW, Sugar--

your barn door's open and your limp little IP (meaning Incompetent Prick in this case) is hanging out.

Zip it!

(Am I not the queen of puns?)

October 24, 2006 12:22 PM  
Blogger PiGuy said...

I don't know what IP said but it's sure fun to watch as you bash trolls!

October 24, 2006 2:16 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Late-night crank-call lewd-proposal kind of thing, with b- and f-bombs—well, firecrackers, really. (In other words, nothing that I haven’t heard before.) I erased it, but I have it archived, in case somebody wants to make this a federal case.

October 24, 2006 2:25 PM  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

What's he difference between George Bush and Bill Clinton?


Women would have lined up to give Bill a blowjob. We can't pay women enough money to give George one so we can impeach him.

October 25, 2006 9:29 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Maybe we can ask that a-ninny-mous troll to blow George, for the good of the planet, so we can finally impeach Chimpy. What say, troll? You seem to have lots of good, biblically-knowing ideas!

Sorry. I just can’t believe someone would come to my site and be so danged vulgar. (And he called me “rather sexy.” Rather sexy?)

As for me, I certainly wouldn’t be lining up for Bill—not that Bill, anyway. ;-) But I’ll pay to see Anonymous blow George.

October 25, 2006 9:42 AM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

OT, sorry, but the good Rev. Dr. Lenny is requesting belly dancing pics at AtBC.

The Boy gave him the URL to your blog.

Just so y'know.


October 26, 2006 9:08 AM  
Anonymous deadman_932 said...

Hi there, I'm a first time poster, long-time ...err...okay, this is the first time I've seen this blog. But I followed Janie over, 'cause she's HAWT.
Only two more weeks to elections!! A long time ago, when this cadre of cretins got control of the presidency, house and senate, I was certain they'd sell each other the rope to hang themselves, and Lo!It has come to pass.
The Log Cabin conservatives, the racial-minority conservatives (it still bugs me to type that---phys anthro left its mark on me),even the fiscal conservatives are revolting. The religious fanatic conservatives are still hanging in there, though...largely because they got a taste of power under King George II.
Maybe that's why you're seeing anonymous smut-posts...they're getting frantic. You could always trace his IP, but reporting him for violating the Terms of Service and getting his IP banned is easier.
Anyway, HI JANIEEEEE!!!!!!

October 26, 2006 9:50 AM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

Hi Deadmaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!


October 26, 2006 10:04 AM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

Oh, and Kristine is WWWAAAAAYYYYY HAWT, ain't she?

Kisses to you, Kristine!

October 26, 2006 10:05 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Okay, seriously please tone it down, people. I need you to think about something.

I just had a truly creepy person do a nasty drive-by at my blog. I ripped him a new asshole but that does not mean I will not get future shit from people who actually live by me, and it also does not mean that I never feel fear.

I am out there in cyberspace, with my real name, and my real city, and that is my choice. However, I do have at least one crazy neighbor who is lurking in my ‘hood and who may, for all I know, lurk here. Plus, I was stalked and I never want to go through that again.

If I post pictures—and I’ve done it before, at for example (they’re down now—I was a total nerd in high school and that was my revenge), I need to do so in a controlled environment, so that I can limit the people coming in. I will think about this.

I appreciate remarks on my appearance, but don’t push the “my boyfriend won’t like it” barrier, okay?

October 26, 2006 11:50 AM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...


For the record, we didn't really expect you to post any pics (can't speak for Lenny, though), but thought he would enjoy your blog, and could take the issue up with you here.

Myself, I'd highly recommend NOT posting too many pictures. But that's just me.

And you can send kisses from us to your BF, too, if that'll make him feel better. Tell him we're sorry if we got a little rammy.

October 26, 2006 12:07 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

All is forgiven. But who is this Dr. Lenny?

How 'bouts I just post the Black Dahlia costume, if I do it?

Deadman: welcome. And "revolting" is indeed the word for the whole kittin' kapoodle. [sp?]

October 26, 2006 2:02 PM  
Blogger deadman_932 said...

Well, I wouldn't post any photos, kristine. I just read through some of your older posts, and yeah, there's way too many nuts out there. There ARE ways of getting back at your last anonymous smut-poster, though...sometimes even a proxy won't disguise a static IP. Still, reporting him or banning his IP or however many he uses is generally enough. Janie knows about that, she had to deal with some of these weirdos.

October 26, 2006 2:37 PM  
Blogger deadman_932 said...

:) I think they used to call it "kit 'n ("and") kaboodle" but I like kitten kapoodle better.

October 26, 2006 2:40 PM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

"But who is this Dr. Lenny?"

Why, that would be the Reverend Dr. Lenny Flank, evilutionist, buddhist, long time veteran of the anti-science fight, with a (shrug) that makes Dembski wet his pants.

A PT and AtBC regular, a legend.

He really should have his own fan club. He and PZ have it out from time to time, makes for some good entertainment when UD gets boring.

I once attempted to find out the color of his thong, but never did manage to do that.

This thread should whet your appetite.

It was during one of his spats with PZ that The Boy found himself for the first time sent to The Bathroom Wall, which precipitated our birth, actually.

In a roundabout way, we owe our very existence to the good Reverend Dr.


Ask 'im about "dick waving".

October 26, 2006 3:57 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Yeah, I wonder if you were looking at CE's posts, deadman! (Bland in Kansas pretty much behaves himself, except for one time.)

Thank you, JanieBelle, I'll check it out when I have some down time--I gotta cram about tags, delimeters, and subfield codes tonight. And every night. Gack.

October 26, 2006 6:08 PM  
Blogger PiGuy said...

Commas are my favorite delimeters! Good luck studying. I know that my own class has been keeping me awfully busy.

Mrs. Pi has worried that giving out too much personal info and sharing my opinions about stuff that could be inflammatory to some zealots. But the blogosphere be a place where we should feel comfortable expressing ourselves without fear of reprisal - and we should feel the same way when we share face-to-face as well (we still have a First Amendment, don't we?).

On the other hand, I understand your reluctance to post photos of yourself in this venue. But you've always struck me as someone of substance, someone who's more than skin deep. You're concerned with meaningful and deep issues and have successfully utilized this forum for making people think, IMO. No doubt that you're attractive (and I resisted the urge to use the adjective rather!) but I am here because I agree with what you stand for, support many of the same causes, and respect your quest for truth, knowledge, and the American Way.

And I like the revenge-on-my-school-friends angle. I was a party jock in HS and think that most people thought that these days I'd be sucking down Lite Beers in a La-Z-Boy yelling at the TV - which, of course, I resent. I prefer to yell at the TV with a Sierra Nevada or Smuttynose IPA in hand. And whenever I bump into an old classmate, my revenge is telling them that I'm a physicist working in Chemical and Biological Defense.

Keep up the good work that you do here. I'll be back even when you're old and merely rather hot!

October 26, 2006 8:00 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Aw, geez. What would I do without you guys? :)

Just for you I'll do a post just on deliminters, PiGuy.

October 26, 2006 8:44 PM  
Blogger PiGuy said...


October 27, 2006 5:54 AM  
Blogger bigdumbchimp said...

Well If you're not going to post pictures, I will.

Here is one of me totally naked.

October 27, 2006 6:52 AM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

ooooo Rev, you make my blood run!


October 27, 2006 7:14 AM  
Blogger PiGuy said...

Simian porn. My favorite!

October 27, 2006 7:44 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Hey! We've met before!

October 27, 2006 9:02 AM  

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