Chiquita versus Kirk Cameron
And this is the final word on the "atheist's worst nightmare."
I’m Chiquita banana and I’ve come to say
Bananas were selected in a certain way.
That’s artificially selected, Kirk, you great big goof,
Chiquita no make the atheist worldview go poof.
You can peel them so easy
‘Cause we bred them so,
You can put them in a pie-aye
‘Cause we invented da dough.
Anyway you want to eat them,
It’s impossible to beat them,
But, bananas like granola, yogurt, and honey-o,
So you should never put bananas in your right-wing video!
(A big Carmen Miranda shimmy to RedStateRabble)
I’m Chiquita banana and I’ve come to say
Bananas were selected in a certain way.
That’s artificially selected, Kirk, you great big goof,
Chiquita no make the atheist worldview go poof.
You can peel them so easy
‘Cause we bred them so,
You can put them in a pie-aye
‘Cause we invented da dough.
Anyway you want to eat them,
It’s impossible to beat them,
But, bananas like granola, yogurt, and honey-o,
So you should never put bananas in your right-wing video!
(A big Carmen Miranda shimmy to RedStateRabble)
Labels: banana, humor, intelligent design, Kirk Cameron
posted by Kristine | Thursday, January 18, 2007
8 Comments:
You are brilliant, indeed, to rhyme honey-o and video!
I think their video was edited. Uh, huh, I do. Because you'd think that in order to get 3 pigeons to interview they'd have to talk to, oh, a thousand normal people who would tell them where to put their banana.
I look forward to the day when all of this ID BS is Left Behind.
BTW: I'm swinging by The Cold Gas Depot on the way home today so stop by Chateau Pi if you still need some Liquid Nitrogen! ;)
Ah, pleased to make your acquaintance, Lord William the Careless of Fiddlehope in the Marsh! I do believe your speculation is correct. (And they obviously cut the part when all the pigeons poop on their nice, wilderness-unfriendly suits!)
Thanks, PiGuy, I really appreciate it. It’s getting to the point where plain old boiling water won’t get those yolks hard enough…
I am trying to get the image and sound of Carmen Miranda trying to perform this one out of my head now.
Thanks.
AND - you are making my avatar quite hungry!
I am trying to get the image and sound of Carmen Miranda trying to perform this one out of my head now.
Thanks.
Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom,
Don’cha just love a
Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom,
Don’t you just love a
Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom,
Don’cha just love a
Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom-boom-boom!
There is that better? ;-) (It was the most repulsive song I could think of not by Michael Bolton.)
AND - you are making my avatar quite hungry!
BUT – too bad it doesn’t have opposable thumbs!
I’m not sure chimps are that into the pull-tab convenience thingie (too bad Kurt and his ventriloquist doll never thought of that!).
I thought chimps just ate the skin, too. Or at least some of it. They eat all kinds of gross things, it wouldn't be that unusual.
Another argument for design:
"Ape poo fits just perfectly into the creature's hand so that he can throw it at zoo visitors!" Oh, yeah.
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