You Shovel 16 Tons...
Unidentified fossil in Saudi Arabia is finally labeled a giant fungus.
And I'll never get my living Trilobite - and you know, it's worth it!
UPDATED: ...And waddaya get? A Pharyngula post with some jokes you don't get...
"Holmes! What kind of rock is this?"
"Sedementary, my dear Watson."
Arh, arh, arh. ;-)