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Amused Muse

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Master's Degree holder, telecommuting from the hot tub, proud Darwinian Dawkobot, and pirate librarian belly-dancer bohemian secret agent scribe on a mission to rescue bloggers from the wholesome clutches of the pious backstabbing girl fridays of the world.



Wednesday, February 20, 2008

MYOFB!

A pastor in Florida is encouraging couples to have sex once a day for 30 days.

Sweet, no? Well, no. That's (heterosexual) married couples only, if you please. Single people get to (oh goodie, what? What do we get to do? What? Anyone?) abstain for 30 days. No sex. None. Nada. Zip.

Even if they've been together a long time? "Even if they've been together a long time," says Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth.

Even if they live together?

"Even if they live together," he proclaims. "We're asking the single people to take a break from sex, maybe take a sex detox [detox? WTF?] for 30 days ... even if they've been together for years. Because maybe the sex for them has been the central theme of their relationship and maybe they're missing a part of it," proclaims he. Hmmmm.

What do you think the response of Amused Muse is going to be to this (and now this has a new meaning) busybody? Anyone? Anyone? How about...

GOING ABOUT OUR SEXY BUSINESS AS USUAL?

Minding our own junk as usual? As Pastor Wirthless should be doing?



Video courtesy of CapnOrdinary at You Tube.

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3 Comments:

Anonymous JanieBelle said...

Hey, his wife is having sex at least once a day.

Don't tell him, though. He'll be mad.

;)

February 20, 2008 10:39 PM  
Blogger Disgustipated said...

The sex thing, like any holy man belongs in anyone's bedroom! Holy Hell!

The video you posted is awesome!

February 20, 2008 11:29 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

This sex thing is just a big old game of Simon Says.

February 21, 2008 11:04 AM  

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