If It Walks Like a Devil Duck, Quacks Like a Devil Duck...
Or, how about this:
Sunday School Teacher: "Today, boys and girls, we're going to learn about Moses in the bullrushes."
Kids: "But where's the Brontosaurus! The Brontosaurus!"
Yes, where are the demon ducks and fanged kangaroos in the Bible? Kent Hovind, give it up and sell your flabby biblical dino-snores to a carnival merry-go-round. We're taking the dinosaurs back back!