If It Walks Like a Devil Duck, Quacks Like a Devil Duck...
I can just see it now: "Mom, our Sunday School teacher keeps saying that Adam and Even rode dinosaurs to church. So where are all the dinosaurs in the Bible? And don't give me that %#&$@ about Behemoth and Leviathan!"
Or, how about this:
Sunday School Teacher: "Today, boys and girls, we're going to learn about Moses in the bullrushes."
Kids: "But where's the Brontosaurus! The Brontosaurus!"
Yes, where are the demon ducks and fanged kangaroos in the Bible? Kent Hovind, give it up and sell your flabby biblical dino-snores to a carnival merry-go-round. We're taking the dinosaurs back back!
Or, how about this:
Sunday School Teacher: "Today, boys and girls, we're going to learn about Moses in the bullrushes."
Kids: "But where's the Brontosaurus! The Brontosaurus!"
Yes, where are the demon ducks and fanged kangaroos in the Bible? Kent Hovind, give it up and sell your flabby biblical dino-snores to a carnival merry-go-round. We're taking the dinosaurs back back!
posted by Kristine | Wednesday, July 12, 2006
4 Comments:
Killer marsupials!
Awesome.
Oh, yeeaaah! Not your placid kangas 'n ducks, these.
So, any Sunday School teachers out there want to explain why today's wild animals are so much nicer than before Eve bit the big fruit?
It's not looking too good for the creationists lately.
Eh. It won't faze them in the slightest.
When you're just making shit up as you go along, reality rarely does.
Sure, but when reality becomes more fun than fantasy, what then?
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