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Master's Degree holder, telecommuting from the hot tub, proud Darwinian Dawkobot, and pirate librarian belly-dancer bohemian secret agent scribe on a mission to rescue bloggers from the wholesome clutches of the pious backstabbing girl fridays of the world.

Monday, October 30, 2006

I'm Riding to Battle Cthulhu

on my trusty seahorse.


Blogger Drunken Tune said...

I must admit, I have a Cthulhu fish-dragon-squid on my car. If I'm to believe in a god, it better be Cthulhu. Just think through Cthulhu's wager:

[1] Either pray to Cthulhu, and you'll die sooner than the rest of humanity, [2] or don't, and die later.

Repent, and be saved. He lies dreaming, and when the stars are right, he's going to kick some serious ass.

October 30, 2006 6:46 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

So no one is going to help me, then?

I have to rescue Dan all by myself?

So be it. Just be warned that I fight dirty. I do believe that Cthulhu prefers brunettes.

Repent, and be saved. He lies dreaming, and when the stars are right, he's going to kick some serious ass.

Just remember, if I win, you are all going to have to worship me. And that goes double for my favorite creationist. Man, do I have plans for him. (BTW, where's my inchwormski pic?) But excuse me, I must gird my loins for battle, and I'm a little out of practice with this stuff.

[Applies mascara.]

October 30, 2006 8:27 PM  
Anonymous deadman_932 said...

All right, young lady, no more Le Guin. McCaffrey and Lovecraft for *you* before bed!
I'll back you up, Kristine. Wayyyyy back. I'll be across the street, carping about things at the Sand Bar (no need to flounder, there's a boatload of piscine puns to purvey!)

October 31, 2006 10:51 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

I fear it may be too late. PZ has begun his transformation, too.

So, all is lost. Myself, I find that makeup is easier to apply with many tentacles. Now I can brush my hair and read a book and eat at the same time, too.

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

October 31, 2006 11:43 AM  
Blogger PiGuy said...

One of my co-workers has a bumper sticker on his car, "Vote Cthulu for President in 2004: Don't Settle for a lesser evil"

And I'm pretty sure that he voted for Bush!

October 31, 2006 2:58 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

George Bush...of course! Of course! He is the one! Someone recruited him for the Dunwich Horror and he thought it was a sandwich.

George Bush: idiot until proven guilty.

October 31, 2006 4:06 PM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

"So no one is going to help me, then?"

I'll volunteer to help. I have a puke cannon all set up and waiting. Can you get him to say something about food? It's sort of the trigger, I think.

[lies back down until the puke cannon is called for...]

November 01, 2006 4:41 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Above and beyond the call of duty, m’dear. Lie down and rest. You don’t really enjoy firing the puke cannon, do you? We have a fallen comrade, everyone.

November 01, 2006 5:01 PM  

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