I'm Riding to Battle Cthulhu
on my trusty seahorse.
posted by Kristine | Monday, October 30, 2006
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Inspired by John A Davison:
Female Triumvirate of Evolution Experts
Professor Steve Steve and Me
at the Field Museum
GALAPAGOS DIARY
- Introduction: Quito
- Jerry Falwell Deconverted
- Day One: Landing at Baltra
- Day One: Las Bachas, Santa Cruz
- An *Hic* Aside
- Day Two: Espanola
- Day Two: Floreana
- Day Two: Star-Gazing Stumbling
- Richard Dawkins: Responses to God Delusion
- Richard Dawkins: Neo-Darwinism, Part I
- Day Three: Fernandina
- Day Three: Isabella
- Photos
ALMOST THERE! 2 YEARS UNTIL EVOLUTION IS DEAD! (According to
William Dembski.)
- What Dembski Said
- Get the Answers in Science
- Intelligent Design's Floundering Fathers
- Transitions: The Evolution of Life
Bruce Chapman Sticks It To Himself
The Extended Phenotype
- Introductory Summary
- Constraints on "Perfection"
- Arms Races and Manipulation Part I
- Arms Races and Manipulaton Part II
- The Active Germ-Line Replicator
- Organisms, Groups, and Memes: Replicators or Vehicles? Part 1
- Organisms, Groups, and Memes: Replicators or Vehicles? Part 2
Anti-Flapdoodle Avengers
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- Dump Michelle Bachmann
- After the Bar Closes
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- Scientia Natura: Evolution And Rationality
- Whore Church
- My Other Blog is a Porsche
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- Time to Act: The Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund (Video)
SHH! Library Links
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- The Days and Nights of the Lipstick Librarian
- The Making of a Virtual Librarian
Art Links
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- Jawaahir Dance Company
- Cassandra School
- Radio Bastet (Classic Belly Dance)
- Maqam
- Art Car Parade
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- Surrealist Films
- Belly Dance Song Lyrics
Must-See Video
- Richard Dawkins Multimedia (Audio and Video)
- Stephen Jay Gould (Audio and Viceo)
- Atheists: A Parade of 'Fools'
- ROOT OF ALL EVIL? See it here!
- Intelligent Design: Is it Science?
- Evolution of the Bacterial Flagellum
- Minnesota Stories (Video Blog)
- Ken Avidor's Bizarre Collection of Movies
- An Inconvenient Truth - a Film about Global Warming
- Octopus Eats Shark
- State of the Union Drinking Game
- NOW (Bill Moyers and Richard Dawkins
- Richard Dawkins vs. a Talking Booger
- Richard Dawkins vs. a Lumberjack Booger
- I'm, Like, So Wasted, Ma'am
JAD Predicts End of
- Cthulhu at IKEA, or Sic Semper Tyrannis
- The Blue Scare
- Religion, Scams, and Heritage
- The Selfish Gene, 30 Years On
- Arms Races and Manipulation, Part I
- Charles Darwin's Works Online
- To a Scientist
- RIP: habeas corpus 1215-2006
- Um...
- From a Scientist
Monday, October 30, 2006
You know the Bible 85%!
Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses - you know it all! You are fantastic!
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You are Catwoman
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8 Comments:
I must admit, I have a Cthulhu fish-dragon-squid on my car. If I'm to believe in a god, it better be Cthulhu. Just think through Cthulhu's wager:
[1] Either pray to Cthulhu, and you'll die sooner than the rest of humanity, [2] or don't, and die later.
Repent, and be saved. He lies dreaming, and when the stars are right, he's going to kick some serious ass.
So no one is going to help me, then?
I have to rescue Dan all by myself?
So be it. Just be warned that I fight dirty. I do believe that Cthulhu prefers brunettes.
Repent, and be saved. He lies dreaming, and when the stars are right, he's going to kick some serious ass.
Just remember, if I win, you are all going to have to worship me. And that goes double for my favorite creationist. Man, do I have plans for him. (BTW, where's my inchwormski pic?) But excuse me, I must gird my loins for battle, and I'm a little out of practice with this stuff.
[Applies mascara.]
All right, young lady, no more Le Guin. McCaffrey and Lovecraft for *you* before bed!
I'll back you up, Kristine. Wayyyyy back. I'll be across the street, carping about things at the Sand Bar (no need to flounder, there's a boatload of piscine puns to purvey!)
I fear it may be too late. PZ has begun his transformation, too.
So, all is lost. Myself, I find that makeup is easier to apply with many tentacles. Now I can brush my hair and read a book and eat at the same time, too.
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
One of my co-workers has a bumper sticker on his car, "Vote Cthulu for President in 2004: Don't Settle for a lesser evil"
And I'm pretty sure that he voted for Bush!
George Bush...of course! Of course! He is the one! Someone recruited him for the Dunwich Horror and he thought it was a sandwich.
George Bush: idiot until proven guilty.
"So no one is going to help me, then?"
I'll volunteer to help. I have a puke cannon all set up and waiting. Can you get him to say something about food? It's sort of the trigger, I think.
[lies back down until the puke cannon is called for...]
Above and beyond the call of duty, m’dear. Lie down and rest. You don’t really enjoy firing the puke cannon, do you? We have a fallen comrade, everyone.
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