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Monday, October 30, 2006

I'm Riding to Battle Cthulhu


on my trusty seahorse.

8 Comments:

Blogger Drunken Tune said...

I must admit, I have a Cthulhu fish-dragon-squid on my car. If I'm to believe in a god, it better be Cthulhu. Just think through Cthulhu's wager:

[1] Either pray to Cthulhu, and you'll die sooner than the rest of humanity, [2] or don't, and die later.

Repent, and be saved. He lies dreaming, and when the stars are right, he's going to kick some serious ass.

October 30, 2006 6:46 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

So no one is going to help me, then?

I have to rescue Dan all by myself?

So be it. Just be warned that I fight dirty. I do believe that Cthulhu prefers brunettes.

Repent, and be saved. He lies dreaming, and when the stars are right, he's going to kick some serious ass.

Just remember, if I win, you are all going to have to worship me. And that goes double for my favorite creationist. Man, do I have plans for him. (BTW, where's my inchwormski pic?) But excuse me, I must gird my loins for battle, and I'm a little out of practice with this stuff.

[Applies mascara.]

October 30, 2006 8:27 PM  
Anonymous deadman_932 said...

All right, young lady, no more Le Guin. McCaffrey and Lovecraft for *you* before bed!
I'll back you up, Kristine. Wayyyyy back. I'll be across the street, carping about things at the Sand Bar (no need to flounder, there's a boatload of piscine puns to purvey!)

October 31, 2006 10:51 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

I fear it may be too late. PZ has begun his transformation, too.

So, all is lost. Myself, I find that makeup is easier to apply with many tentacles. Now I can brush my hair and read a book and eat at the same time, too.

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

October 31, 2006 11:43 AM  
Blogger PiGuy said...

One of my co-workers has a bumper sticker on his car, "Vote Cthulu for President in 2004: Don't Settle for a lesser evil"

And I'm pretty sure that he voted for Bush!

October 31, 2006 2:58 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

George Bush...of course! Of course! He is the one! Someone recruited him for the Dunwich Horror and he thought it was a sandwich.

George Bush: idiot until proven guilty.

October 31, 2006 4:06 PM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

"So no one is going to help me, then?"

I'll volunteer to help. I have a puke cannon all set up and waiting. Can you get him to say something about food? It's sort of the trigger, I think.

[lies back down until the puke cannon is called for...]

November 01, 2006 4:41 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Above and beyond the call of duty, m’dear. Lie down and rest. You don’t really enjoy firing the puke cannon, do you? We have a fallen comrade, everyone.

November 01, 2006 5:01 PM  

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