Happy New Dispensation!
Via Pharyngula: someone has achieved the perfect compromise between a young-earth paradigm and the 4.3 billion-year-old earth reality. Click here to see the new timeline! Let's teach it in the schools!
(Shimmies to PZ and to Adamant)
UPDATED: Meanwhile, back at the PEH ranch, JAD has just had all of his limbs hacked off and continues to insist it's just a flesh wound. (Guys! Arden and Alan! Maybe it's time to let the last "Love It So!" clang in the silence and be done. Do ya think?)
SECOND UPDATE: Creek Running North has a beautiful true timeline of the Grand Canyon.
(Shimmies to PZ and to Adamant)
UPDATED: Meanwhile, back at the PEH ranch, JAD has just had all of his limbs hacked off and continues to insist it's just a flesh wound. (Guys! Arden and Alan! Maybe it's time to let the last "Love It So!" clang in the silence and be done. Do ya think?)
SECOND UPDATE: Creek Running North has a beautiful true timeline of the Grand Canyon.
Labels: creationism, humor, science
posted by Kristine | Monday, January 01, 2007
4 Comments:
Leonardo da Vinci designs Archaeopteryx
Now that's what I'd call Intelligent Design!
My personal favs:
1104 B.C.: Ezekiel see de pterodactyl 'way up in de middle ob de air.
(I always hated that hymn.)
A.D. 1444: Flowering plants appear; War of the Roses commences.
A.D. 1754: Gibbons evolve and write The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
Hahahaha!
A.D. 1846: First ape born to Bishop and Lady Wilburforce.
Meanwhile, back at the PEH ranch
Oops, I didn't know anyone was looking. I'm actually hoist on my own petard, if John wants to post there I am bound by my own rules to let him. And, of course, my obsession forces me to respond.
And my obsession forces me to watch! ;-)
We'll just have to add on to the timeline.
A.D. 2006: JAD "outlives" evolution and collaborates with Vladimir Nabokov on a book about blue butterflies.
A.D. 2007: Evolution stages a "comeback" when Cro Magnon fathers Britney's third baby. JAD throws her out of the house.
A.D. 2008: JAD and "VMartin" declare their intent to marry. William Dembski born.
(Wait--!)
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