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Master's Degree holder, telecommuting from the hot tub, proud Darwinian Dawkobot, and pirate librarian belly-dancer bohemian secret agent scribe on a mission to rescue bloggers from the wholesome clutches of the pious backstabbing girl fridays of the world.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Shimmy the Blues Away...

...because I can't be the next Ann Miller of Darwinian shimmies if I'm blue!

(Well, you can't see the blue anyway.)

I am
Rocketdyne "American Flag Blue" aerospace logo paint

As seen on NASA launch pads!

Which house paint are you?

As seen on NASA launch pads, damn straight. I'm a nastynaut. (JanieBelle asked if writing a story about me like this was okay, and had me proofread, and yeah, I had some changes: I corrected her spelling! How's that for an English nerd? Waddaya think all those little, quiet, nice-seeming librarians are doing, reading Nabokov and Vonnegut and Updike and such? *Pant, pant*)

Via Obfuscati, who came to the Triumvirate and gloated. Okay, Obfuscati, you get shimmies, but just don't rub it in next time.

And of course, shimmies to JanieBelle, Kate, and The Boy for The Lilith Quotient.

UPDATED: Dan was right.

Rogue Ninja

You scored 7 Honor, 3 Justice, 6 Adventure, and 7 Individuality!
You are as quiet as the wind, deadly as a viper and you follow no master. You are a Rogue Ninja. Let no one say you are without honor, lest they meet a quiet and questionable end.
Dress as you like and keep your knives close. You'll do just fine

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 42% on Ninjinuity
You scored higher than 15% on Knightlyness
You scored higher than 42% on Cowboiosity
You scored higher than 75% on Piratical Bent

So...this means I still get to be a pirate, right?

(Ninja shimmies to Pharyngula)

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Anonymous JanieBelle said...

Yeah yeah yeah, rub it in!

We love you, we love writing about you, thank you for allowing us to, we get all hot and bothered when you shimmy, things are crazy, we're very tired, we'll try to snap out of the funk and write something intelligent tomorrow, kisses and goodnight.


March 06, 2007 6:59 PM  
Blogger obfuscati said...

gloat, gloat, gloat!

actually, i thought it was pretty cool to be her, even with the troubles she had. and i've done some gender-bender writing myself [not for publication. yet.] so i thought that was kinda cool too.

i'm a bit jealous that i didn't rate astronaut blue.

ymjoky: yum. enjoy kentucky.

March 06, 2007 7:49 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

i'm a bit jealous that i didn't rate astronaut blue.

Heh. So we're even!

Shimmies to you and to your Tiptree/Sheldonness, and of course to the JanieBelle/Kate wonderfunness! I just got out of class, and I have some things to gloat about...nerd alert!

March 06, 2007 10:58 PM  
Anonymous JanieBelle said...

"I'm a nastynaut."

ROFLMAO! I'm so figuring out how to put that in the story!

March 07, 2007 10:06 AM  

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