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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Bill O'Reilly Wants an Apology

He wants all of us who don't kiss the kleenix upon which that toad Karl Rove wipes his glasses to apologize because Karl Rove was not indicted in connection with the outing of Valerie Plame.

So, here goes.

I'm sorry, Bill O'Reilly, that Karl Rove was not indicted in connection with the outing of Valerie Plame!


(Thanks, Keith Olbermann.)


Blogger PiGuy said...

Me, too. I'm sorry that Turd Blossom didn't get indicted as well.

September 07, 2006 8:49 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

I don't know how the guy lives with himself.

September 07, 2006 12:38 PM  
Blogger breakerslion said...

I'm sorry, Bill O'Reilly, that your parents didn't use a condom the night your mother was drunk enough to let your father prang her and you were conceived.

I wonder if he said goodnight, or just left the money on the dresser?

Not indicted = insufficient evidence to prosecute. It does not equal "Tried and found not guilty."

September 08, 2006 11:01 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Yeah, and I’m sorry, Bill O’Reilly, that your father was actually an accountant and not, say, a carpenter (like Jesus) or a sheet metal worker (like my father), thus depriving you of the true blue-collar background that your relentless cornballist self-promotion leads you to fatuously claim on your No-Win Factor.

September 08, 2006 1:56 PM  

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