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Master's Degree holder, telecommuting from the hot tub, proud Darwinian Dawkobot, and pirate librarian belly-dancer bohemian secret agent scribe on a mission to rescue bloggers from the wholesome clutches of the pious backstabbing girl fridays of the world.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Say "Arrr," Somebody!

Because it's international Talk Like a Pirate Day!

(But we all know that every day is Walk Like an Egyptian Day, right?)

Scabbard lift to BigDumbChimp


Blogger JanieBelle said...


and kisses

(Read that with gusto!)

September 19, 2006 2:31 PM  
Blogger PiGuy said...

Is "scabbard lift" some sort of euphemism?

Avast ye scurvey maggots!

September 19, 2006 3:39 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Arrrhh, me lovelies! Greetings to you!

Ahoy, mateys, it be time to ruin this day for the landlubbers at UD! I now declare the United States to be pirate-talk only! Arrgh!

Mrs. O'Leary shall have a taste of me scabbard! Euphemisms aplenty! Arrgh!

(Like I have a "scabbard"...)

Jonathan Wells gets to walk the plank! Michael Behe too! See if you can get all your bacterial flagella to beat in the same direction and push you both to shore, arrgh! Full sail, Dr. Tara, our anti-flapdoodle mate! Arrrgh!

I think I'll tie Dembski to the mainmast, arrrgh! (OMn-G, why did that turn me on?)

Adventure! Treasure! Darwinist feather strategy! I seriously have psychological issues, arrrgh!

September 19, 2006 3:50 PM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

I think I'll tie Dembski to the mainmast, arrrgh! (OMn-G, why did that turn me on?)

A strange wind be blowin', Matie, it did something down below for us, too!!!

(o'course it might be because we be all breezy under our pirate skirts!!)

September 19, 2006 5:04 PM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

(By the way, me maties, when exactly is "Dress like a complete slut and grope every cutie that comes along" day?

Just be wonderin', dontcha know..)

September 19, 2006 5:38 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Okay, settle down there, JanieBelle! Arrrg! Wait 'til we get into port--sometime around Halloween, arrhh!

(Or at least until me first exam be over...)

Blow me down, but it be Halloween every day at UD! So, have at 'em, matey! I be running in the other direction...

Yes, ahhhhhhh! Me a coward pirate.

September 19, 2006 5:59 PM  
Blogger PiGuy said...

I be athinking that WmAD might be due for a keel-hauling but you ladies apparently have different idears (egads!).

"Dress like a complete slut and grope every cutie that comes along" day

*chuckle* I'd like to add that to my calendar.

September 19, 2006 9:58 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

I do indeed have idears! Mebbe best leave it at that. ;-)

However, JanieBelle, we need a good ole Marcel Duchamp pencil to draw in a moustache on the Halloween costume above PiGuy. Kind of like a moustache on the Mona Lisa, but the opposite.

September 19, 2006 10:47 PM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

By your command, Cap'n...

September 20, 2006 2:19 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

~SPEW!~ (Coffee splatter.)

By the atheists, JanieBelle that is totally hilarious!

Arrrgh! I declare a second Pirate Day! A graphic pirate day! (Poor Denyse, we pick on her so.)

How ‘bout these ideas? (Not to make you swab multiple decks or anything.)

September 20, 2006 9:00 AM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

OOO... I reckon I like the idea.

The Porcuparrot was me favorite o' the bunch.

I'll get to work the poop deck, cap'n.

September 20, 2006 9:17 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

If I can't have a pet trilobite I at least want a Dembskiworm. ;-)

September 20, 2006 9:35 AM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

I'm having blogger upload issues here. I managed to get one more pic uploaded before it went all wiggy.

I haven't worked on your pet worm yet, though.

September 20, 2006 10:42 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

BTW, PiGuy, keel-hauling is pretty extreme! The poor Dembster! ;-)

September 21, 2006 5:34 PM  

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