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Master's Degree holder, telecommuting from the hot tub, proud Darwinian Dawkobot, and pirate librarian belly-dancer bohemian secret agent scribe on a mission to rescue bloggers from the wholesome clutches of the pious backstabbing girl fridays of the world.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Take It Like A Man

Why doesn’t Coulter accept the theory of evolution? Because she doesn’t haf’ta! Why doesn’t Coulter shut her big fucking mouth? Because she doesn’t haf’ta! Why won’t Coulter cooperate in the investigation of her possibly felonious act? Because she doesn’t haf’ta!

(Future tense (and we do mean tense): Why doesn’t Coulter pick up the dropped soap? “Because I don’t haf’ta!” Hey, Annie, too bad they didn’t house you wid the wimmin.)

UPDATED: Like this one. Bitch Hovind was convicted. And Ted Haggard, giver or taker, is a major fucking faker.

(Major MWAHs to Pharyngula and Rev BigDumbChimp and to those fundy busters, Lou FCD and The Girls)

P.S. I brought up the whole UD "delisting" brouhaha in class during our discussion of archiving, and prefaced by mentioning, of course, Dembski's penchant for deleting any dissenting comments, and by the time I got to the part about DaveScot threatening to put a copyright symbol on each of UD's pages to "protect" the site's content the class was roaring with laughter. :D


Blogger PiGuy said...

I'm sorry. That's just plain hilarious!Her next book title: "Voteless: The Church of False Registrationalism"

See - I can invent my own -ism, too.

November 02, 2006 1:20 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Voteless is brilliant! But Her Inanity needs something reeeaaally special: a theme song.

"I'm a Skanky Old Mouse in the Wanky Big House on the Isle of Rockin’ Riker with my Don’t-Cum-Knockin’ Biker Takin’ the Heat-o, Heat-o Flat-On-My-Meat-o, Morphodyko Blues."

November 02, 2006 2:36 PM  
Blogger PiGuy said...

I'm looking forward to hearing that little ditty the next time I'm in a smoky blues bar.

November 02, 2006 3:43 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

For a dance in her honor I’d suggest a Coulter canned-can, but she hates the French.

November 02, 2006 3:59 PM  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...


Loved the Ann Coulter comments. And I love what Henry Rollins says in his "Letter to Ann Coulter."

I can always watch that and get a laugh.

November 03, 2006 2:05 AM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

It's really funny to watch the clip of Fundy Nutjob Ted in Root of All Evil now that he's been busted.

...and "Voteless: The Church of False Registrationalism" is a riot, PiGuy!

November 03, 2006 6:04 AM  
Blogger bigdumbchimp said...

I'm still laughing.

"Art" is in deep doo doo.

November 03, 2006 7:23 AM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

Update from CNN on Ted "I am not a homo" Haggard at UDoJ.

"The church official who temporarily has assumed Haggard's post said late Thursday that there has been "some admission of guilt," but not to all of the allegations. He did not give any more details."

"The allegations were made Tuesday and Wednesday on Denver radio station KHOW by Mike Jones, who said he was a male prostitute and had a three-year sexual relationship with Haggard, with the last tryst occurring in August. He also said Haggard used methamphetamine during their encounters."

"Jones said the relationship began about three years ago, when a man identifying himself as "Art" -- who said he was a married man from Kansas City, Missouri -- sought his services. Jones said he advertised at the time as a male prostitute on the Internet and in newspapers serving the gay community.

The two saw each other about once a month, with Art visiting Jones in Denver and paying him $200 in cash "for no more than an hour," Jones said.

"It was not emotional. It was physical, just strictly physical," he said.

Jones said he learned Art's identity when he saw him on television four months ago. Jones said he became upset when he learned that Haggard's church supported the proposed state constitutional amendment.

Asked whether he has proof to support his claims, Jones told KHOW that he kept several voice mails from Haggard on his telephone answering machine and an envelope containing two $100 bills from him."

The full CNN story is here


November 03, 2006 9:41 AM  
Blogger bigdumbchimp said...

More updates and Video over at the Chimp pen.

The NBC affilliate hired a nationally recognized voice expert to compare the voice-mails to Art.... I mean Ted's voice.

Guess what he concluded?

November 03, 2006 9:48 AM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

HEH HEH, Rev, I was just updating my post again. Pam's House Blend has links to the audio and everything!

Pam rocks, by the way.


November 03, 2006 9:52 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Pam rocks, by the way.

Pam totally rocks.

November 03, 2006 3:51 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

It's really funny to watch the clip of Fundy Nutjob Ted in Root of All Evil now that he's been busted.

Remember the quick clip before the commerical break, where Ted has his arm around Richard? Poor Professor Dawkins must be having the dry heaves by now. Creepy!

At least Ted shows some good taste in that respect. (Do I get to put my arm around Richard to cleanse his pallet?)

The NBC affilliate hired a nationally recognized voice expert to compare the voice-mails to Art.... I mean Ted's voice. Guess what he concluded?

That it was..."Art"istic?

November 03, 2006 6:21 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

I mean, "palate." Sheesh.

November 03, 2006 6:25 PM  

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