"Darwin Is Dead" Is Dead

Well, that's news! "It was rather a mess." Rather!

My favorite quote from those guys:

Because the universe is either eternal or came from nothing.

I hope no one seriously considers something from nothing in this day and age.

An eternal universe is not possible either. You cannot count to infinity. No matter how long you count you will always have a finite set of numbers.

Well! That settles that. Therefore the number pi does not exist! (That, along with almost all numbers that exist. Duh.)

But seriously. What have these evolution denialists contributed, ever? Could they even muster up one idea that wasn't nefariously quote-mined from a legitimate scientific source?

What diseases did they cure? Evolution education is a public health issue.

What has their explanation ever been besides "Goddidit"? What was that supposed to tell me?

What was their example of distortion, tricks, and outright lying supposed to teach me?

Shimmies to Duo Quartuncia and Pharyngula.