Homework Hoo-Hah

Here I sit,
broken-hearted,
got homework? S&#@!
I've barely started...

If only there was a way that I could read all this evolution/intelligent design/politics/creationism stuff and do my homework at the same time. But I really must get going on my final project, which is to write and present ten abstracts of articles for my Indexing and Abstracting class... !!!

Begosh n' begorrah! That's the answer! I'll abstract the articles that I'm already reading!* What's the matter with me?

* Gould, S.J. (1994). The evolution of life of earth. Scientific American, Oct. 1994.
Dembski, W.A. (2006). Christian theodity in the light of Genesis and modern science. Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary.
Dembski, W.A. (1991). Randomness by design. Nous.
Niebauer, C.L., Reid, S.A., Garvey, K. J., & Christman, S.D. (2004). Interhemispheric interaction and beliefs in our origin: degree of handedness predicts beliefs in creationism versus evolution. Laterality, 9(4). Yeah, I'm looking foward to this one! Feel free to suggest others.