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Monday, November 06, 2006

He Is That He Is

SECOND UPDATE: Hey! Election's not over! Vote for Tardy!
UPDATED: So, what are people saying about DaveScot? (Shimmies to Lou FCD and The Girls, all of whom rock big time)
DaveScot has been busy today.

(Shimmies to Jim Wynne)


Blogger JanieBelle said...

Seems like he's just trolling all over in order to get people to click over to UD in an effort to get the google numbers back up.

November 07, 2006 2:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oohhh, bitchy!
(Both janiebelle and kirstins posts)

November 07, 2006 6:28 AM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

oohhh, tardy!
("anonymous'" post)

C'mon, Davey, lighten up.

I'm interested to know what you think of the new Open Jesus Did It Revolution over at UD.

November 07, 2006 8:36 AM  
Blogger Corporal Kate said...

Yeah, how's that whole "It's all about the science, not religion" thing going?

November 07, 2006 8:38 AM  
Blogger DaveScot said...

And I thought I was bad about conspiracy theories.

I was just following google hits to "davescot" around. No conspiracy. Just narcissism.

Thanks for the link back Jim Wyners site. I wouldn't have seen his feeble response otherwise.

And Lou, the mental age for making or appreciating retard remarks is somewhere in grammar school. After that most of us figure out how uncool it is. Grow up, dickhead.

November 07, 2006 9:18 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Kirstin? Who's that? I'd like to meet her.

Hi, Davey. Tell Dembski that I'm willing to be a pallbearer with him at ID's funeral, since we're obviously not going to be throwing rice-a-roni at the marriage of science and religion.

I'll wear my little black dress. He'll like that. I'm nowhere as tall as Ann Coulter, but brunettes have more bun.

November 07, 2006 9:18 AM  
Blogger PiGuy said...

Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. Amen

November 07, 2006 9:34 AM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

Thanks for the link back Jim Wyners site....

And Lou, the mental age for making or appreciating retard remarks is somewhere in grammar school. After that most of us figure out how uncool it is. Grow up, dickhead."

Too funny Davey. Too too funny.

So, getting back to that whole "It's all about the science not religion" thing....

How did you say that was going? I musta missed it.

November 07, 2006 10:20 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

No conspiracy. Just narcissism.

Explanation for Google reindexing?

November 07, 2006 10:25 AM  
Anonymous Jim Wynne said...

Thanks for the link. I see Davey is in good form, and apparently in good hands.

November 07, 2006 10:29 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Jeepers, Jim, I forgot to credit you...there we are.

and apparently in good hands

Good thing I had some rubber gloves lying around.

November 07, 2006 10:42 AM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

Y'know I was just thinkin'. Maybe Dave's just so bitter because I broke his heart.

Dave, I'm so sorry, but it just never would have worked out between us. You're just so.... stubborn.

Well, I need somebody who is willing to think for themselves and be their own person. I'm afraid that if you and I had hooked up, you would have just gone from being Dembski's slobbering lapdog to being mine, and I really don't need someone to parrot everything I say and defend it to the death no matter how stupid, vacuous, or vapid.

I like thinking, conversing, responding. Talking to a mirror just isn't my thing.

I do really have to commend your loyalty, though. I mean, really. You have to be proud of defending the utterly inane and indefensible despite the fact that you know what a load of shit ID is. Loyalty does indeed count for something, Davey.

It's just that your priorities are a little scrambled, and you're having a real hard time figuring out how to say "I was wrong. I was tricked. I've been had, in the biblical sense."

Breathtaking inanity, Davey. Not just regular old missionary style inanity. Breathtaking inanity. God, that has to sting.

Pride goeth before destruction, Dave. And herein lies your downfall.

On the upside, you do get to be part of one of the greatest unintentional comedy teams on that interweb thingy. It's just a shame that you guys allow all those nice people to really believe all that crap you spout.

That's what calls your character into question.


Oh, P.S. Be sure to say hello to "that smarmy Canadian cross dresser" for me! How are you guys getting along, btw?

November 07, 2006 11:02 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Yeah, JanieBelle and Corporal Kate, I don't think he's coming here to see me. ;-)

The smarmy cross-dressing comment! How could I forget? (F-bombs, look out)

just told the smarmy Canadian cross dresser to go fuck itself in an email. It would have banned me in any case as it's nowhere near as cool as Bill Dembski. The stick up its disgusting ass could make a redwood feel inadequate. I'm going to go ahead and forgive Bill for this monumental brainfart as he's going through some long term bad shit on the homefront with a sick child. I felt bad about bailing out on him at a time like this but he forced my hand. No big deal. I had a few extra hours today to finish rebuilding the carbs on my jetboat (it's back together and running great) and throw a ball in the water for my puppy. He's napping at my feet on the houseboat at the moment. I think we'll go out for a swim and then take the jetboat for a longer validation run.

P.S. if my dog was as ugly as the Canadian cross dresser I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

HAHAHA - I kill me sometimes!

And I'm a "potty mouth freak"? This is the post that gave me the heebie-jeebies, although I now see DS's humor (and his point).

/snark off
I do get the impression that Bill is a nice guy, and I sincerely hope that his child is okay. I offer this in all sincerity. I don’t joke about things like that.

November 07, 2006 11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, that first anonymous was me, guthrie. I just forgot to put my name on it.

November 07, 2006 11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dammit- I really shouldnt post on my days off work.
Sorry Kristine, I meant Kristine not Kirstin.

November 07, 2006 11:50 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Whew! For a minute there I thought mabe superstrings (or superthreads) were real!

November 07, 2006 11:56 AM  
Blogger PiGuy said...

"Not just regular old missionary style inanity." *chuckle* janie, you just crack me up!

...Canadian cross dresser...shave his ass... from the same guy who says to Lou "the mental age ...retard remarks... grammar school...uncool it is. Grow up, dickhead."
C'mon, Dave. Get help for this repressed (well, okay, not so repressed) anger of yours.

November 07, 2006 12:39 PM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

Hi guthrie!!!

Sorry bout that, Dave had a habit of forgetting to log in to comment over on our blog from time to time, and given the subject, I hope you'll forgive my grievous error of mistaking your humor for Dave's sour grapes.

I humbly, and with abject humility beg your forgiveness for that.


Yeah, I crack myself up, too. At least that makes two of us!

Kisses to you both!

November 07, 2006 1:58 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Dave's sour grapes.

Dave’s sour raisins! ;-)

November 07, 2006 3:28 PM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

Hey, did you see that Pam Spaulding is on CNN, and is at the live CNN blog party?

Go say hello!

November 07, 2006 5:16 PM  
Anonymous deadman_932 said...

Here's something curious -- "DaveScot said...
And I thought I was bad about conspiracy theories.

I was just following google hits to "davescot" around. No conspiracy. Just narcissism."

Plug "davescot" into google.

Look at the links cited.

See any for this site?

Here's an easy way to check what is on Google for this site and the words "davescot" ---- go to google, type in

You'll find the last Google hit for "davescot" was for July. He must be really, really narcissistic to be digging that deep in google.

Either that, or he was lying again.

November 07, 2006 8:35 PM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

deadman, you peckerhead.

I was working on a big long post on the top ten google hits for DaveScot.

I guess I can publish it unfinished and continue on, but jeez louise.


November 07, 2006 8:48 PM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

Well, my unfinished masterpiece is posted.

Deadman is a thunder stealer.


November 07, 2006 8:54 PM  
Anonymous deadman_932 said...

Whoops, there was one for Oct.16th, was 15 pages in on the "davescot" google search.

Oh, it should be noted also that DaveScot's original reference to gravity being "the strongest force" didn't refer to any special conditions, like black holes and such, he tossed it out as a general statement...which is assuredly wrong.

This is why the very physicist he cites as supporting him noted that gravity is generally regarded as the weakest of the fundamental forces, and why we haven't detected gravity waves.
Dave, of course, salvaged his stupid claim by finding special circumstances and pretending he meant that all along. Yawn.
Old, old news, almost as old and impotent as DaveTard.

November 07, 2006 8:58 PM  
Anonymous deadman_932 said...

Janiebelle, you LUUUUUUUUVVVV me, you know it, I know it, now EVERYONE knows it, so qwitcherbitchin' and give ol' deadman a big sloppy tongue to skull kiss.

November 07, 2006 9:00 PM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

Weeellll since you asked so nicely, Ok. But I'm only gonna stick the tip in.


That's YOUR line.


November 07, 2006 9:19 PM  
Blogger DaveScot said...

This blog was an exception to the google search.

A link to it appeared here:

which is mirrored here (but you have to be logged in to see it)

Amused-muse is currently #9 on that list but it was #3 when I first visited.

You people are like the keystone cops except not as competent.

November 08, 2006 1:04 AM  
Anonymous deadman_932 said...

DaveTard: I bet you hope your typing doesn't send the universe into heat death as you thwart the 2LoT.

"I was just following google hits to "davescot" around. No conspiracy. Just narcissism."

Then later: "This blog was an exception to the google search."

Sounds a lot like your claim on gravity as the most powerful force, an unqualified general claim that you later have to rehabilitate and THEN specify a special circumstance for. Yawn.

You're making excuses for your own BS again, DaveTard. I bet your little fawning compatriots at UD-- sycophants like yourself-- would buy your silly excuses.

Put on your kneepads and scuttle back to Billy, do what you do best, and swallow. Got that? Write it down!

November 08, 2006 5:10 AM  
Blogger Kristine said...

You people are like the keystone cops except not as competent.

Does that mean that we’re not making your job “easier” anymore?

I hope that our celebration with doughnuts today at work of the crash-n-burn of IDler Rick Santorum doesn't send the universe into sugar death.

November 08, 2006 9:32 AM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

"You people are like the keystone cops except not as competent."

Wow. That sucks for ID then, considering ID got its ass handed to it by the Keystone Kops in that federal court in Dover.

Okay okay okay...

Speaking of competence, which is funnier?:

"Well, no, they aren't REAL marines praying in that picture, but they COULD be so that proves my point! -dt"


"Well yes, I DID use my magic marker to add all those data points, but if they WERE on that graph, then the earth might be 6000 years old, so that proves my point! -AFdt"

In the spirit of election day, we should have a vote for "King of Falsified Evidence".

November 08, 2006 10:40 AM  
Anonymous deadman_932 said...

"I’m not a religious person myself but I’m deeply offended when I see attacks made not on ideas but instead on the people who hold them "...Comment #14012 Posted by DaveScot on January 17, 2005 09:43 AM

" I’ve raised many different species of birds and mammals as pets...and if you look into their eyes you’ll see part of yourself in them ...They’re as much God’s creatures as you are.
Comment by DaveScot - November 2, 2005 @ 10:08 pm

Let's see... DaveScot the "agnostic" says animals are just as much "God's creatures" as people...can we say "schizophrenic?"

Or will DaveTard try to rehabilitate his claim by saying: " I was being sarcastic and subtle while noting that I have no opinion on the existence of God for men and animals?"

Bwahahaha. It's almost as funny as the dummy getting tutored on gate/transistor/ modelling by Tom English and Karl Pfluger **and then banning them**
See the hysterical laughter here:;act=ST;f=14;t=1274;st=6900 and especially the following page. I wonder if DaveTard now knows what the "t" in MOSFET stands for.

Go back to your safe haven, DaveTard. You're like an old toothless toy poodle stepping outside the protection of its fences. The best you can do outside UD is hit-and-run, yipping fiercely. Go back to where you can ban reasonable argument, then crow about how no one argues with your (SAT-score 150 IQ!!)"knowledge."

Smug, old and stupid is a bad way to end your days, TardBoy, but appropriate for you.

November 08, 2006 12:54 PM  
Blogger Rich Hughes said...

Dave, come back..

November 08, 2006 1:23 PM  
Blogger JanieBelle said...

Polls are now open...

November 08, 2006 3:16 PM  

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