I Am That I Am
This is me with my ugly old glasses on.
Here is me with a friend at a party. That's my sari draped around both of us.
("Love means never having to wear my..." Oh, forget it.)
Okay, I don't think this is too risque. It's my publicity shot.(My "glossy," as it were.)
PZ has seen me and knows that I exist.
(Commenters, no perverted stuff. I mean no.)