Bill Dembski, You Asked for This
(Heartfelt, grateful shimmies to Red State Rabble!)
UPDATED: This is OT (that's not Old Testy-ment, Bill, sorry), but I received an A and a B for my first semester, and I'll take 'em!
UPDATED: More low-brow humor: a preacher uses the whoopie cushion to invoke the spirit of the continuity man. (Note: the *farts* are not what's coming out of his mouth. Yes, that reeks, too.) "I smell heaven's bakery cookin' up something good for you, sister!"
Don't like my childish humor? Well, watch this in all seriousness, then. And this one, too.
UPDATED: William Dembski! Would you fix that broken link on the bottom of your page! I e-mailed you about that weeks ago! Ahhhhh, it's like a hang-nail! It's driving me nuts!
It is driving me nuts, though.