Are You A Lipstick Librarian?
Ahhhh. I just had my French lesson (I could be, in fact I am, learning two foreign langs while the UD Tards blat, did I not say?), went shopping (yes, I do shop sometimes), bought new shoes (hardware), bought new software, came home and soaked and prettied up my feet, and now I'm relaxin' with the guy next to me, and the cat on the guy, and taquitos and tater tots in the oven. Mmmmm.
I shall be AWOL again for some time, but in the meantime, enjoy this new site that a co-worker told me about, and take the quiz! C'est tres jolie!
UPDATED: Is it just me, or is there something perverse about posting a comment off-topic about oneself and then accusing Amused Muse of being obsessed with the off-topic? Not that it isn't amusing. But haven't I made it clear that it's the pale-ass four-eyed dude at UD who really makes my string quiver? ;-)
Oh, and speaking of quivers, check out "Making Babies the Quiverfull Way" (puke alert).
I shall be AWOL again for some time, but in the meantime, enjoy this new site that a co-worker told me about, and take the quiz! C'est tres jolie!
UPDATED: Is it just me, or is there something perverse about posting a comment off-topic about oneself and then accusing Amused Muse of being obsessed with the off-topic? Not that it isn't amusing. But haven't I made it clear that it's the pale-ass four-eyed dude at UD who really makes my string quiver? ;-)
Oh, and speaking of quivers, check out "Making Babies the Quiverfull Way" (puke alert).
posted by Kristine | Tuesday, November 14, 2006
21 Comments:
So--for all you Gen-X'ers and Millennials out there: it's trailblazers like me who made the world a safer place for inert slackerdom.
When I was a slacker, it wasn't cool. Then, I go nerd and slacker is cool. I don't believe that there's a make-gender equivalent for "nerd-chic". I guess I'll never be cool.
*sigh*
But that’s cool!
Whoah Nelly!
At ATBC
"Do you think Davescot buffs his love lamp to your image, Kristine?"
"Um...uh...YEAH. Wouldn't surprise me."
It would certainly surprise ME. You're not unattractive, especially for your age, but you're not going to be appearing in Playboy in this lifetime. My wife of 26 years is way hotter than your pale ass in any case. Got it? Write that down!
By the way, would everyone agree this blog has been totally converted to DaveScot bashing yet or do I have some work left to do here in making you ridiculously and irretrievably obsessed with me?
He loves me not!
[Sniggering happy naked dance]
Hey, Predictable One:
You are so easy to manipulate that it's pathetic. Can't you take a joke? No--I knew you would flip out.
BTW, are you lost or something? Did I say anything about your love lamp at this blog? AtBC is not my blog. It was a joke in response to someone else's question, genius. That's the DT bashing blog, or can't you tell?
Does this post have anything to do with you at all? Has this whole blog (this is my blog) spent more than 5% of text on you?
you're not going to be appearing in Playboy in this lifetime.
Got news for you... ;-)
BYE!
*Wipes hands* Well, that's done.
I think I'll go sleep with my guy.
*Chuckle* Okay, shhhh now, I don't want him back. He's a Johnny-one note. My irreducibly complex insults seem to go over his head, and I prefer someone who can keep up with me. But it's been fun!
Now I've got to vacuum this blog.
Vroom...vroom...vroom-crackle! Oops. Sucked up a buckle or something.
DaveScot: " You're not unattractive, especially for your age, but you're not going to be appearing in Playboy in this lifetime.
Kristine,
Didn't I see you in the pirate librarian belly-dancer bohemian secret agent girls gone wild edition?
"I think I'll go sleep with my guy."
That's a really odd way of putting it. There's something rotten in the state of Denmark.
How long do you need to think about it on average? Does he need to think about it too? Does he require batteries and sleeps in a drawer most of the time?
Inquiring minds need to know!
Zachriel, I'm a good girl. I was talking about the fiction section. Really!
BTW, way to keep the le(e)ch away, people. Oh, well. But it's getty spooky that he doesn't think I have a boyfriend that I live with, that I've been with for almost 20 years, and who reads this. Seriously. Inquiring minds can just wait fucking forever; I don't care what he thinks.
The last thing I need is another weirdo stalker who thinks I’m single. I’m not. I need to wash DT out of my hair, so help me clean up this blog, please!
DaveScot, take your batteries and shove them. You are married, so what do you care? You are gone. Beat it.
braindeadman writes:
"Dave, use a proxy and post your crap at AtBC and get your bb-sized gonads handed to you, fucking punk. You won't be "banned " there as you do at Uncommonly Dumb, at least not until you start trolling as you did last time."
I've tried several times. Wesley recognizes me after just a few posts and bans me. I might have made it up to 10 or 12 posts one time by faking a chinese accent and bad mouthing DaveScot and John Davison to throw him off the scent. When banning me upon discovery didn't do more than slow me down a little he made it more difficult to register by refusing to let anyone register using receive-only email like dodgeit.com so today I have to go register a one-time email account at hotmail or yahoo. In all it takes about 10 minutes. It just isn't worth it when the end result is I have to try to hide who I am by tediously disguising my writing and opinions and STILL get caught right away.
There are also now free services that check for anonymous proxies too. Go try to post something to a wikipedia talk page from an anonymous proxy to see it in action. Wesley ain't dumb and he refuses to say uncle so even anonymous proxies wouldn't survive long against him now. I have both cable and dial-up modems on my computer which is a better way than anonymous proxies anyhow. Switching from one modem to another and back is fast and seamless with Windows XP. The dial-up gets a different IP each time it's redialed and it's out of a big Time Warner address block so no one can do a block ban or domain ban without cutting out lots and lots of innocents.
Oh dear. Banned from here. That didn't take long. C-ya!
And Kristine, if you want to make the lie believable that you have a live in boyfriend don't say stupid shit like "I think I'll go sleep with my guy". Couples who live together don't think about where they sleep. My parting bit of advice to you.
One last thing. If I see you talking about me anywhere in the future I'll consider it an invitation to respond to you here. Got it? Write that down.
Well, I am guilty about commenting about you: I just want to say, because this has gotten way out of (into?) hand, that he’s gone and was good enough to agree to leave.
I said that at AtBC. I did think it was good of you to agree. I guess I spoke too soon.
Don’t call me a liar about my live-in boyfriend at my own blog or anywhere else. That’s defamation, and demostrably untrue if you want to take far enough so that third parties are involved. We’ve owned our house for 11 years. I can say whatever "stupid shit" about him that I like at my own blog. A lie? WTF? Who do you think you are, man? (No, don’t tell me.)
After all, I believe that you’re married. So, goodbye.
Okay, deep breath, Kristine.
So, umm....anybody take the quiz? Or read the "Quiver" article? I think that's what this post was about, originally.
Kristine, DaveScot thinks Mann Coulter is hot, so don't get upset. Ladies are blessed with certain sizes and certain departments and you Adam's apple just isn't big enough I'm afraid.
Well, I think I'll go sleep with my guy was a play on “I think I’ll go home and sleep with my wife” from the third ending of the movie Clue, but DT doesn’t have one.
I got the distinct impression that he didn’t think my adam’s apple was too small, that he indeed thought I was single, and thus available to him. Otherwise, why the “does he have batteries/something rotten in the state of Denmark/live-in boyfriend lie” crap?
How fucking stupid can someone be?
I like the quiverfull of kids, whatever the hell that means.
My favorite lines from the article:
So for the record: No, they’re not Catholic. Yes, they’ve heard of birth control. And no, they’re not crazy. In fact, they’d happily welcome a 12th child. “It’s about obedience to God,” says David, 38. “The Bible says that God is the only opener and closer of the womb.”
They're not crazy, yet they say that only God can "close the womb?"
Yet another example of the acceptance of delusional superstition in our society. When will it ever end?
Because I would prefer that DaveTard go back to his kneepads and swallow some more Dembski, I won't dwell overmuch on how ridiculous it is to claim that moderators at Panda or ATbC have psychic powers and can "detect" Dave. If Dave indeed had the brain power he claimed, he could easily post there...but he won't.
Indeed, his mention that he has a dial-up giving him a dynamic IP runs counter to his other whine about proxy-checking, which is also BS--there's ways around that, too.
In short, none of his wheedling excuses hold water, but that's to be expected from a near-pathological case like DaveTardI
If Dave indeed had the brain power he claimed, he could easily post there...but he won't.
That's for sure!
What BullyTard lacks is the means to disguise his incredibly immature, malicious, paranoic, and borderline sociopathic verbal abuse. That's what people recognize, not his IP. He seems to be completely unaware of how he appears to others. DaveScot has got to be the sickest person I've encountered since my crazy neighbor had that stand-off with the cops last spring.
And he's a coward! I notice that he went after what he thought was the easiest target.
He's an idiot if he thinks he can control from afar what I say about him. But if he doesn't want to look like a damn fool, all he needs to do is take his hands off the keyboard until he can express himself in a more sophisticated manner.
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