All verse, please. No prose rants. DaveTard, pay close attention (this is advice from a venerable publisher):
Inspiring dissent and debate and the love of dissonance
Master's Degree holder, telecommuting from the hot tub, proud Darwinian Dawkobot, and pirate librarian belly-dancer bohemian secret agent scribe on a mission to rescue bloggers from the wholesome clutches of the pious backstabbing girl fridays of the world.